About Anti Alles

Anti Alles was formed as Ryan Kimmo Randle on February 2, 1985. Coincidently the same day as his twin brother, Steffan Jari Randle. Each child was born with superhuman powers. The first-place-deprived Jari grew artistic tentacles and a visual mapping system. Kimmo sprouted a voxbox and intergalactic audiotorical senses.

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Through the years of his growth, young Ryan Randle began to realize he was different from other children. His brain was folded in an Einstein manner which gave him the power to mode anyone that challenged him.

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After some time at the local senior high schools, Ryan become near-fatally sick. As he walked by radios and television sets, he would induce vomiting on site or sound. The mainstream radiation seeped through his poors and choked his thoughts dry. Blackness.

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He later awoke holding his heart. Electric blue and throbbing to a phunkrock rhythm. The world became black and white and positives turned to negative. He could see all. Reincarnated in a rebirth, his power grew. With his power came a sense of responsibitly. To protect the world from whorish bombardment and save what creativity is left on Earth.

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Armed with fingers made of porcelin piano keys, a drummachine heart, his audiotorical mapping systems and his Reason, Anti Alles protects the city streets and intercontenintal information superhighways shooting quarter notes, vocoded filters, guitar strings and eight-legged snares into the faces off sucka voxers, feeble production executers and sickly sounds.

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Someone get this guy a medal made of meaning. Put some purpose in your drink.

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